Maybe it's 'cos i 'ave common sense, that i 'ate landan taawn.

If you enjoy breathing and dislike McDonald's.

Don't, for the love of all that is, go to London.

Pros:
I can find good in everything so, uhhhhh. Boris Johnson; who doesn't love him?. . He's called Boris, and he's a bumbling fool. Very loveable indeed.
It is easy to lose yourself.
Knives are fun.

Cons:
It smells.
Everybody screams instead of talking.
All they sell is McDonald's.
Everybody is out to mug you.
Walking down Oxford Street is like being a tetris block.


And, most disappointingly, no one talks like one of the children from Oliver Twist.

I died a little inside when i vistited the magical city of London yesterday.